Loads of Rubbish

Friday, July 23, 2004
A compendium of funny junk, updated (near) daily:

July 23, 2004
20 questions [It's A.I. in action.]
Natural Highs
Jump the Shark [The episode that broke the series' back.]
Dancing Bush [President of Grooviness]

July 18, 2004
Mullets Galore [Warning: may be offensive to people married to cousin and/or living in trailer park.]
Sandals & Socks [Exposing the unholy combination of sandals and white socks.]
Bathroom Habits Survey [Are you a folder or a crumpler? Do you shiver when you pee?]
Stick Death [Animated stick figures battle it out in strangely gruesome ways. Great for toddlers.]

July 15, 2004
Political Compass [Chart your persuasion]
Despair, Inc. [Sample calendar: "DREAMS: Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.]
Clumsy Crooks [Headline: "Man Charged With Stealing Tracking Device"]
Euphenism Generator [Churn out random eupehemisms]

July 14, 2004
Dress Up Jesus! [Warning: May cause damnation and/or sudden death by thunderbolt]
Monkey Spank [Involves spanking monkey: may be offensive to PETA activitsts]
Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide [Yes, there are strategies]
Human for Sale [What's your self-worth?]

July 13, 2004
Ask Stalin [Uncle Joe knows!]
Bald Celebrities [Shave the stars!]
Disturbing Auctions [Samples: "Postcard of Goat Nursing a Baby", "Scupture of UPS Driver"]
Kerry/Bush Duet

July 12, 2004
Jesus Christ Action Figure [Cross not included.]
McD in Da Ghetto
["McDonalds -- We Loves it When You Be Smilin'"]
Museum of Coathangers
Cool Mailboxes

July 10, 2004
F*ck Osama [Involves sodomizing bin Laden w/Empire State Building: may be offensive to Islamic terrorists]
Sneeze Fetish [Pics of people sneezing]
Last Words of Criminal
Roger Moore's eyebrows of fun [Dance, eyebrows, dance!]

July 8, 2004
Butt-plug... Butt-plug... BUTT PLUG!
Steer the Drunk
Which Way? [A very fun little game]

July 7, 2004
Bloopers of the Pillbury Doughguy
Rock, Paper, Saddam