AVP: Aristocrat vs. Patrician
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Coming soon to a voting booth near you...
Jet, Meet Wall
"Wall, jet."
An F4 Phantom Jet becomes acquainted with a thick concrete wall built to withstand a nuclear explosion. Watch their spectacular meeting here.
(No pilots were harmed in the making of this film.)
Palestinian Child Abuse
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Brave resistance murders two children!
(Murdering scum)
See also:
Palestinian Child Abuse: The Slide-Show
Cyborg Kerry
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., says the pledge of allegience at a town meeting at the River Valley Middle School in Spring Green, Wisc., Monday, Sept. 27, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
(Anyone Got Some Bicycle Grease? courtesy SondraK)
Oh, the Humanity!
A grisly photo illustrates the devastation caused by a recent storm in Sweden.
(WARNING: Disturbing image)
SOTU Remix
Sunday, September 26, 2004
The State of the Union Address, after a good deal of splicing. Watch it and weep. (Warning: requires strong bladder control.)
UPDATE:
Another remix.
UPDATE II:
Bush addresses the nation:
Foaming at the Mouth
Saturday, September 25, 2004
Another angry, rabid fanatic of the religious right.
(Mined from the Archives)
See also:
Abortion T-shirts
UPDATE:
A fetus at 6-7 weeks. As you can see, it's just a lifeless clump of cells.
UPDATE II:
From the BBC: 8 week-old clump of cells seen stretching its leg in the womb. Yup, and that thing's not a human life...
At eight weeks gestation, this foetus is able to kick and straighten his legs, turn them round and move his arms up and down.
"I Like That Dictator"
A couple of fringe leftists admit their true feelings about despots.
(Warning: Contains graphic footage)
SEE ALSO: (for the sake of fairness and balance)
In His Own Words
Chatter Box
An American inventor has come up with the ingenious but somewhat creepy idea of installing video screens in tomb stones, thereby allowing mourners to replay fond memories of a dead relative, watch recorded video diaries from the deceased, or perhaps resolve some unfinished business with that bastard brother-in-law.
However, I'm a bit uneasy about resurrecting the dead in the form of a computer monitor; because, as lovely as it would be to enjoy the virtual presence of a dead person, I can't say I'm entirely comfortable with the notion of turning graveyards into high-tech media centers and tombstones into macabre jukeboxes.
Besides, one of the advantages of death is that it finally forces people to lie down and shut up.
See also:
Web site offers after-death e-mail
Crap Woman
Friday, September 24, 2004
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
See also:
Doodie.com
All Things Crap
Islamist Vogue
The Islamo-fascists have published a new online magazine for women, al-Khansa, which advises female Islamists about how to support their jihadist husbands and involve their children in martyrdom activities. As the magazine puts it, "The blood of our husbands and the body parts of our children are our sacrificial offering."
Not exactly Cosmopolitan material, but I suppose it's a start...
(The Latest in Burqa Trends courtesy SondraK)
See also:
Actual al-Qaeda Flash Presentation
Taliban Singles Online Dating
72 Virgins Escort Service
Osama is a Bad Father
Liberal Media? What Liberal Media?
The Jesse Factor has a devastating expose of the BS-spewing Ben Barnes -- an active fund raiser for the Kerry campaign and a former lieutenant governor of Texas, who CBS Information Minister Dan Rather regarded as a credible source on Bush's National Guard record.
Barnes has claimed amid much CBS fanfare that he pulled government strings and peddled influence in order to land Bush a place in the National Guard.
But never mind that:
*Bush entered the National Guard in 1968, while Barnes became lieutenant governor in 1969;
*in 2000, Barnes said in sworn testimony -- under oath -- that he had NOT helped Bush enter the National Guard;
*Barnes's own daughter has dismissed the charges as a political ploy, calling her father's claims "lies";
*Barnes is the Kerry campaign's third most generous benefactor, having raised a quarter of a million dollars.
The media rejects the 265 Swift Boat Veterans for Truth because one of their benefactors knows Karl Rove; but the media is willing to accept the anti-Bush fantasy tales of a high-profile liberal operative, and has no qualms about putting a lying tabloid smear-artist, Kitty Kelley, on the Today Show three mornings in a row.
And there is no liberal media.
I Love Abortion
The perfect t-shirt for your toddler:
(Enlarged Version)
(Irony courtesy SondraK)
See also:
Child Pimp & Ho Halloween Costumes
UPDATE:
I think it's worth noting that the above t-shirt is a joke. Repeat: a joke.
This, however, is unfortunately not a joke:
Blind Hawk
President Bush seems to be living fantastical world detached from reality. Don't get me wrong, I like Bush and believe that he is ultimately a better choice than the reanimated cadaver that is John Kerry. But for once, I wish Bush would put aside his canards and blithe assurances and speak honestly about the deterioration of Iraq.
Over the past few weeks -- as the insurgency has grown in strength, as the violence has intensified and proliferated -- President Bush has refused to acknowledge the spiralling chaos and has resorted to repeating the empty platitudes and rhetorical punch-lines that have become a staple of his presidency.
"Democracy is on the march," he declares. Oh really? Then why are American troops fighting daily battles against roving guerillas in the streets of Baghdad? Why have large swathes of Iraq been relinquished to the control of Islamists and various terror gangs? Why do we hear of new beheadings and kidnappings virtually every day? Why are the Iraqi people overwhelming opposed to the U.S. occupation? Why are Iraqi police and military forces deserting the government in droves? Why are the interim authorities increasingly impotent and helpless in the face of the terrorist onslaught? And why are al-Sadr and Zarqawi still at large?
President Bush's rosy picture of "democracy on the march" simply contradicts the dismal reality on the ground -- the reality that we are losing. If Bush were a genuine "war president", as he has labelled himself, then he would be willing to admit his mistakes and to face our grim predicament with the same clarity and unflinching resolve that he has shown in confronting the terrorists.
But instead of fessing-up to the truth and assuming responsibility, Bush has shirked that responsibility and has tried to hide his incompetence behind a smoke-screen of bravado. And that, my friends, is the mark of a fantasist.
Teenage Hitler
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Even as a young boy, Adolf knew he wanted to be a dictator. 
Pillow Fight
Sensitive weaponry for a "sensitive" war:
('Soft Power' courtesy SondraK, via Communists For Kerry)
Starring Bruce Lee as Goalie
From the makers of Ninja Ping Pong comes an epic Eastern thriller: Kung Fu Soccer.
See also:
The Actual Movie: Shaolin Soccer
A, B, C, D...
Sunday, September 19, 2004
The intriguing mystery of Britney Spears' fluctuating cup size...
See also:
Britney's Cellulite Problem
Britney's Ugly
Britney's Butt Crack
Britney's Ball-Fondling
Britney's Nipple
Bush Disembarks from Wagon
Thursday, September 16, 2004
1991: Bush gets smashed at a wedding party, goes on a drunken rant for the camera. Hilarious and deeply disturbing at the same time. 
SEE ALSO:
Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth
UPDATE:
Slap the Secretary
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Just start typing and let the workplace sexual harassment begin!
(Warning: May be offensive to Gloria Steinem and her feminist minions.)
I Have Many Long Snakes
Monday, September 13, 2004
Are those 19 pythons in your vest, or are you just happy to see me?
UPDATE:
Python-eating-wallaby pics for the occasion:
We've Been Punk'd!
Sunday, September 12, 2004
It turns out the big mushroom cloud over North Korea wasn't a nuclear explosion after all...
(I smell bullshit.)
Saddam's New Career...
...Serving chicken wings at Hooters.
(May I Take Your Order coutesy Worth1000.com)
NK-Bomb
Saturday, September 11, 2004
UPDATE: It's a trick!In case you hadn't already marked the date on your calendars, Thursday was the 56th anniversary of the glorious founding of the People's Gulag of North Korea. And according to reports filtering out of its evil capitalist neighbor, South Korea, the Norks celebrated the auspicious occasion by setting off a nuclear bomb.
The reports say that last week, a large mushroom cloud appeared over North Korea -- so large, in fact, that the crater was spotted by satellites.
It's not clear whether the explosion was actually the result of an atomic test, but I'm betting it was. The New York Times reported today that U.S. intelligence had detected signs that North Korea was preparing to put on a radioactive fireworks display; and for once, it looks like our intelligence turned out to be true.
Now that the benevelont People's Utopia has the Bomb, I wonder what it intends to do with this newfound capability. Maybe this poster provides a clue...
UPDATE:
For those of you tempted to blame this mess on Bush: Note that while Madeleine Albright was merrily sipping champagne with Kim Jong-Il, his scientists were secretly cooking up uranium.
"Albright, you are one hot babe. Come back to my room and I'll let you inspect my ballistic missile"
"Oh, Mr. Jong, you make me blush..."
SEE ALSO:
Gogigyeopbbang With Fries
Let Them Eat Efficacious Pine Needles!
Bumper Stickers
Thursday, September 09, 2004
(Another installment in the "Bi-partisan Gibe" series.)
Lurch/Little Boy '04
Foreshadow
The Pullitzer Prize Winning journalist who took this picture in Sudan years ago committed suicide in 1999. Having witnessed such real-life nightmares, I don't blame him.
How Subtle
The Leftist bottom-feeders have shown once again that there is no depth to which they will not sink in their crude and ugly campaign to demonize the President.
Do these lunatics really believe that George Bush is so evil that he's capable of eating children? I bet.
(Not Exactly Nuanced courtesy SondraK)
Conscientious Objector
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Yuck. Yuck Yuck Yuck.
As a conservative, it pains me to see a fellow conservative spouting vile, hate-filled vitriol about a former President. It is especially dismaying to see this kind of horrid rhetoric emanating from an intelligent conservative who I sincerely consider a friend.
"I hope you f****** die"? Wow. I understand that raging obscenity is a part of your "schtick"; and I must say, your wild offensiveness is usually hilarious. But wishing for the death of an American president crosses the line.
Whatever your opinion of Bill Clinton -- and I, for one, happen to regard him as one of the first genuine conservative presidents: a man who cut taxes, revamped welfare, shrunk the federal workforce, balanced the budget and maintained a strong economy -- he and his family are entitled to nothing less than our absolute sympathy.
If you aren't willing to put aside your partisanship for one moment and accord President Clinton the same basic respect and dignity that any person deserves in a time of dire health, then, to put it bluntly, you are just as heartless and cold-blooded as the unhinged Leftist hatemongers who villainize President Bush and write fantasy novels about his assassination.
So for once -- and this appeal is addressed to all conservatives who have used Clinton's health crisis to engage in mean-spirited attacks -- can we please show a little civility and decency in our treatment of fellow Americans, and especially former Presidents, who just happen to be Democrats?
Mud-slinging tarnishes the reputation of all conservatives and lowers us to the same primitive level of the frothing cretins on the Democratic fringe. Thus, for the sake of your fellow Republicans, please refrain from vicious personal attacks on a distinguished American politician.
It just isn't kosher.
Democrits: The Redux
Monday, September 06, 2004
The hypocrisy of liberals reached a staggering height today with the publication of a new and even more shameless Bush-bashing book, which claims, among other absurd things, that President Bush harbored a long-running cocaine addiction and that Laura Bush smoked pot in her youth. (Not that she inhaled, of course.)
Recall that the Kerry campaign has sued the Swift Boat Veterans for alleged libel, and has demanded that their #1 best-selling book, Unfit for Command, be withdrawn from bookstores.
Apparently, in the warped la-la land that liberals inhabit, it is perfectly acceptable to accuse the President of being a former coke-head, but it is downright slanderous -- slanderous! -- for a group of 250 Vietnam veterans to even dare to criticize the hyped, much-touted war record of a Democratic presidential candidate.
Please, give me a break. If you liberals want to attack the President for supposedly snorting cocaine, then go ahead -- that's your First Amendment right. But don't you dare run crying to the courts when those meany-weeny conservatives decide to strike back with a few well-aimed "blasphemous charges" of their own.
In other words, quit whining, you pretentious babies!
See also:
Democrits: The Original
Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth
Medal Enlargement
Kerry's Constituency (II)
As a general rule of thumb, I will support any presidential candidate who this man, a leading Islamic terrorist, opposes.
And take a wild guess who Mr. Sock-Head favors as the next President of the United States... Yup, you got it: he's rooting for the botoxed mongoloid.
Wow, Kerry must feel so flattered to have been endorsed by a prominent Islamo-fascist. His campaign is really on a roll!
But seriously, is it even questionable which candidate the terrorists would prefer to see in the White House?
Let's compare the two contenders and their view on terrorism.
President Bush has made it clear that he is dead serious about waging the War on Terror, and bringing the Islamist goons to justice. Kerry, on the other hand, has seemed more concerned about kissing up to Jacques Chirac and making friends with the U.N. than he has about eradicating al-Qaeda.
Of course, the difference in priority is not lost on the terrorists, who understand that a vote for Kerry is a vote for a more "sensitive" America.
See also:
Lt. Kerry's Foreign Leader Fan Club Band
The Emperor's New Name
In a new post/rant entitled "Hurricane Russia", Blogger-in-Arms Jesse Factor graciously cites my own blog several times, and also shamefully refers to His Honor the Purple-Heart Winner as -- and I quote -- a "botoxed mongoloid".
Thanks, Jesse, for the streams of extra traffic and the brilliant new epithet, which I hereby declare John Kerry's official nickname.
"Botoxed mongoloid" -- it rolls off your tongue like a wheel of spittle. And yes, that last comment was completely pointless.
Islamists Imitate 'Sophie's Choice'
Sunday, September 05, 2004
There are no limits to the terrorists' depravity:
Jihadists force mother to make real-life "Sophie's choice"
BESLAN, Russia — Zalina Dzandarova cradles her son Alan as he sleeps with his small face buried against her stomach. He is the child Dzandarova was able to save. The child she chose to save, really.
It is the other one, little Alana, her 6-year-old daughter, whose image torments her: Alana clutching her hand, Alana crying and calling after her. Alana's sobs disappearing into the distance as Dzandarova walked out of Middle School No. 1 here Thursday, clutching 2-year-old Alan in her arms.
Guerrillas armed with automatic rifles and explosive belts who are holding hundreds of hostages at the small provincial school in southern Russia allowed 26 women and children to leave. About a dozen mothers, like Dzandarova, were allowed to take only one child, forced to leave another behind.
[Read the rest...]
The girl is alive, thank God (and no thanks to Allah).
UPDATE:
(Kill Them All courtesy SondraK)
Manchurian Candidates
(This post will be part of an semi-daily feature I call the "Bipartisan Gibe", which will offer humor to both sides of the aisle.)
Hanoi John
Communists for Kerry
Billionaires for Bush