Banana Republican

Thursday, October 21, 2004
A snazzy new fasion line for neo-cons and bible-thumpers.

This neo-conservative outfit is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, presiding over a rogue network of war mongers, or simply failing
to offer a timeline for the return of American troops.

Unyielding shirt with preemptive stripes $43
Unilateral trousers $56
I'm not part of any cabal or conspiracy belt $18
No, really I'm not shoes $36

Dude, where's my car bomb? Can't find a weapon of mass destruction -- or a thing to wear? Rest assured that no one will call for your
resignation in these duds -- Abu Ghraib 'em while they're hot!

There are known unknowns grey tank top $27
And there are known unknowns grey pants $45
Listen to me, I know what I'm talking about glasses $75

Do the clothes make the fascist? Ours do -- whether you're lighting
your Cohiba with the Bill of Rights, or wiping Lady Liberty's ass with
the Patriot Act.

Stuffed shirt $65
Strong moral fabric linen blazer $240
Pleated pants (white only, please) $88