Michael bin Moore

Saturday, October 30, 2004
It turns out Osama Bin Laden is a real fan of Michael Moore and Fahrenheit 9/11. In his latest informercial, he parrots Moore's invective about Bush being too busy reading My Pet Goat on the morning of 9/11 to properly respond to the attacks.

"It never occurred to us that he, the commander in chief of the country, would leave 50,000 citizens in the two towers to face those horrors alone, because he thought listening to a child discussing her goats was more important," bin Laden said.

You know you're a traitor when the world's #1 terorrist is reciting your talking points.

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