Poor Man

Having lost his job working first as an Arab dictator, then as a day-time talk-show host, and finally as a waitress at Hooters, Saddam Hussein tragically reverts to begging and alcoholism:

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Saddam pours his heart out:

Senior Citizen Loses Job Because of Bush
I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job.

I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.

I lost my job.

I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.

I lost my homes.

I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year.

Bush has to go.

Sincerely,

Saddam Hussein