More Traffic Than an L.A. Freeway

Sunday, November 14, 2004
Apparently the picture of Dick Cheney's third leg has caused quite a buzz. When I say buzz, I mean the kind of noise you'd expect to hear if the Earth were being enveloped in a swarm of hornets.

Thousands of visitors are pouring in to feast their eyes on the Vice-President's superhuman phallus. For an obscure little blogger like myself, all the attention is quite staggering.

A few hat-tips are in order. Thank you, Jesus' General, for digging up the pic. Thank you, Andrew Sullivan, for sparking the conflagration. And Dick Cheney, thank you: without your monster-sized penis, none of this would have been possible.

I forgot one: SondraK, who picked it up first.