Saturday, November 13, 2004Dick Cheney is very glad to see you!
No wonder the man's been short of breath lately: he's got a wang the size of a chew toy.
Judging by the cantaloupe-sized bulge in his flight suit, the President sports a similarly sized package -- either that or Karl Rove has been "stuffing the ballot".
He's so modest...
Top Ten Shocking Facts About Dick Cheney
10. To make himself more appealing to Bush, executed 47 people in Wyoming
9. Once dressed up as a bellhop to meet 'N Sync
8. Recently caught scribbling "George + Cheney" during strategy meeting
7. Accused of conflict of interest after voting in favor of tax cut for bald guys
6. For brief 6-month period in 1974, known as Rita Cheney
5. As Secretary of Defense, approved "Arms For Gyros" deal with Greece
4. He's fat
3. Told Bush only place he plans on campaigning is "Margaritaville"
2. Spends 17 hours a day at "Big Brother" website looking at exotic dancer
1. Picks up chicks by claiming to be Alan Greenspan
+1. Considers frozen custard a turn-on
Could it be that the Vice President was wearing an incontinence bag?
(Hat-tip: Jesus' General)
What a pimp...
Let's not forget Al Gore's mighty bulge:
Kerry takes the cake with his super-elongated penis...
Posted by Penn @ 6:01 PM | |