The Tsunami Conspiracy

Monday, January 10, 2005
According to an Egyptian newspaper, the Asian tsunami was triggered by a secret nuclear test conducted by India, Israel, and the United States as part of a plot to liquidate the Muslim populations in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.


The earthquake that struck the Indian Ocean on December 26, triggering a series of huge waves called tsunami, "was possibly" caused by an Indian nuclear experiment in which "Israeli and American nuclear experts participated," an Egyptian weekly magazine reported Thursday.

According to Al-Osboa', India, in its heated nuclear race with Pakistan, has lately received sophisticated nuclear know-how from the United States and Israel, both of which "showed readiness to cooperate with India in experiments to exterminate humankind."

You know, I'm beginning to suspect that the Arab world is clinically insane.


The plot has thickened...

It turns out the tsunami wasn't an evil conspiracy to annihilate Muslims after all, but was rather a divine act brought down by Allah in order to punish Christians for the perversion and moral corruption that pervaded the Christmas holidays, and which festered in the wicked tourist resorts cleansed from the earth by Allah's Waves of Wrath.

Ah, so now it makes sense!