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Obama bin Laden

Sunday, February 27, 2005
That's enough liquor for you, Senator Kennedy...



The Effects of Caffeine







Evil Joke



What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.




Not-So-Scary Movies

















What It's Really All About





(via FARK.com)


SEE ALSO:
Noam Chomsky: Erotic Novelist
Jimmy Carter: Erotic Novelist
"Reimagined" Romance Novels
A Taste of Amber (inside joke)


These Boots Are Made for Strutting

Is Condoleeza Rice auditioning for a part in the Matrix?





I don't know about you, but I think Condoleeza is one smokin' hot Secretary of State...



One More Reason to Switch to Mac

Saturday, February 26, 2005


Gates' PC Crashes on Stage


Of course, it's not the first time...




SEE ALSO:
Bill Gates Gets Creamed
Microsoft Crash Gallery
Unlikely Mergers




UPDATE:

Oh, one more thing...

MICROSOFT SUCKS BALLS!




Rock Hard

Monday, February 21, 2005
Mother Nature has a big dick:



Speaking of big dicks...



He's No Negro!

Everyone knows that Condoleeza Rice is Bush's "house nigga" and that his Cabinet contains fewer minority members than the staff of your average hotel. What you probably didn't know is that Bush is now trying to pass off his white intelligence chief as a black man.

Despite John Negroponte's minority-sounding name, it would in fact be more appropriate to call him Mr. Blancoponte, since -- as BlameBush proves in typical stunning fashion -- he's a blatant whitey.



The Truth about Chick Flicks







Paris Hilton's Phone Book

Thanks to some brave hackers who downloaded the contacts list on Paris Hilton's cellphone, you can now give Christina Aguilera a ring at 323-314-1960 and tell her what a fat, disgusting skank she has become!

UPDATE:
The original site has taken down the numbers, but Sondra, bless her soul, has saved a copy.



BREAKING NEWS!

Sunday, February 20, 2005




SEMINARS HELD




Holy Clip(board)!

Another installment in a long series of unlikely divine apparitions:

Man sees Jesus in clipboard





People have reported seeing religious images in all kinds of things and places, and now a Cleveland man says he sees an image of Jesus in a clipboard.

Douglas Snead says he's had this clipboard for many years. But only recently pulled it out of a closet and discovered the image.

The 74-year-old says many of his friends and even his nurse can see the face of Jesus in the details of the board.

He doesn't know why its there but believes God is sending a message.


As for me, all I see is wood.



Would You Pay $75,100...

...for a french fry that resembles Abraham Lincoln?





You Can't Handle the Toppings!

Jack Nicholson attempts to order a pizza.


SEE ALSO:
100 Ways to Order a Pizza


Axis of Evil



The Typing Game




Hey, Watch Out for That...



Van!




Another Great Product from Apple






SEE ALSO:
Scientist Invents Musical Condoms


UNbelievable

As if the United Nations wasn't a big enough farce already, the infamous U.N. Human Rights Commission has appointed Zimbabwe, Saudi Arabia, and Cuba to the Working Group on Situations, which, as the New Republic describes it, is "a five-member panel that makes final decisions on which human-rights petitions receive consideration before the full 53-member commission."

In other words, a hideous trio of the world's grossest human rights violators have been given final say in determining which human rights issues will be brought up and addressed at the U.N.

What's more, the bureaucrat in charge of running the commission -- a Moroccan woman by the name of Halima Warzazi -- has deemed only two human rights issues worthy of discussion: one, America's detention of terrorist suspects in Guantanamo Bay; and two, the similarities between Israel and Nazi Germany.

And America is supposed to take this hunking pile of bureaucratic shit seriously? Please.


SEE ALSO:
The UNron Scandal


I'm Back

Saturday, February 19, 2005
The trip was great. Now, back to business.



Try, Try, Try Again

Baby survives three abortion attempts



Sorry Democrats...

Sunday, February 13, 2005
...But you're fucked.

Yay for radical lefties running a mainstream party! Wheeeeeeee!



Goodbye For Now

Thursday, February 10, 2005
Today I'm headed on a school trip to a little island in the Pacific called Palau. For the next week I'll be SCUBA diving there, which means that you'll have to go without my website for an entire seven days. I know it will be excruciatingly difficult, but I'm sure you'll survive -- if just barely.

In the meantime, go patronize these wonderful blogs:

SondraK
Beautiful Atrocities
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical
The Jesse Factor


See ya!



Shut Your Trap...



...with Vagiseal





How Dare He!

I could tolerate bin Laden's vowing to crush the infidels, but this -- this just crosses the line.



Caught in the Door

Wednesday, February 09, 2005


I hate it when this happens.




Transexual TV







A Couple of Musings

I was riding in a taxi today when two rather odd thoughts occurred to me out of the blue.

ONE: What's so unspeakably hideous about nose-picking? Nose-picking is often a very necessary activity. For example, have you ever had a large booger lodged in the back of your nostril, and every time you breathe you can feel it being pushed back and forth? Well, the only way to remove such a booger is to insert your finger, poke around, and drag it out. I know that nose-picking is a major social taboo, but at the very worst it is a necessary evil, like genital-scratching, nail-biting, and bunghole-scraping...... What? You mean, no one else scrapes their bunghole? Oh, OK -- moving on....

TWO: Certain types of burglary may be beneficial to the economy. Think about it. If a man purchases a diamond ring for, say, $5,000, it is likely that the ring will remain on a woman's finger and then, once she dies, be passed on through tht efmailiiy. But if the ring is stolen, it can be resold, and the proceeds from the ring can be recirculated, therefore boosting the economy. In fact, by the time the ring has been purchased, stolen, and resold, it will have doubled its value to the economy.

Of course, I'm not encouraging robbery -- I'm merely saying that, from a raw economic stand-point, it's not an entirely bad thing.



Left-wing Reading Material

Tuesday, February 08, 2005






Psychadelic Footwear

If only President Bush had shown up at the Inauguration wearing a pair of these...



Holy Brick!



Man Sells 'Jesus' Brick




SEE ALSO:
Jesus Appears on Frying Pan


Sounds Like a Party

Drink, sex and mud-wrestling rife amongst US troops in Iraq



Gay.I. Joe



Gay soldiers captured in Iraq




SEE ALSO:
Toy Soldier Taken Hostage
Top 4 Strangest Dolls


Remember This Face

Sunday, February 06, 2005






True Blue

I have a confession to make: I'm a blue-stater. And a Bush-supporter. It sounds oxymoronic, but it's true. All my characteristics are consistent with those of a blue-stater and contrary to those of a red-stater.

For example:

- I despise football but enjoy playing badminton and tennis.
- I hate the South.
- I love New York and Los Angeles.
- I am not particularly fond of barbeques.
- I have never eaten road-kill.
- I have a full set of teeth.
- I have never worn a cowboy hat and/or dirty overalls.
- I have never referred to a group of people as "y'all".
- I have never called my mother "Ma".
- I have never used the expression "I'm gonna kill myself a queer".
- I have never resided in a trailer.
- I believe that Jesus was a wandering hippie, not a gun-toting, white-robed Rambo.
- I do not own a shotgun.
- I have never engaged in sexual relations with my immediate family.
- I am sophisticated, cultured, and well-informed.

If you think I'm grossly steretyping the average red-stater, then you're wrong. All red-staters are exactly as they're described. There are no exceptions whatsoever.



Sphincter Flexes

The secret to beating a lie detector test.



Unlikely Mergers

Saturday, February 05, 2005




(Via FARK.com)


SEE ALSO:
Hide Your iPod, Here Comes Bill


A Shot of Wisdom

"When two people are in an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it."

--George Carlin



Nurse Electra







Right You Are

An movie to be shown at the Sundance Film Festival refers to Vice-President Cheney as "America's Biggest Dick".

Indeed, it's true.



Where the Sun Don't Shine

Friday, February 04, 2005
This guy's been there...



(Crap-tip: Conservative Legion)



UPDATE:

Mmmm... crap...





The Sky is Falling

Quick, ready the wormhole!



Gas Explosion

My butt while I'm taking a dump:



In case you're wondering, the red ball is a large hemmorhoid.

(Gratuitous Potty Humor courtesy Wizbang)


SEE ALSO:
Hubble takes pictures of my asshole exploding star


Highest Bidder



A very sick auction.




Neti Pot

This is what hippies do in their free time.



(Nose-tip: SondraK)



Overkill?

I know that distracted drivers are a threat to road safety, but is this really necessary?

Cops use plane to nab apple-eating driver

LONDON (Reuters) - Police called in a spotter plane, helicopter and video-equipped patrol car to help convict a woman who ate an apple while driving to work, newspapers have reported.

After nine court hearings and a trial lasting more than two hours, nursery nurse Sarah McCaffery was fined 60 pounds on Monday when a court upheld a police decision to give her a penalty ticket.

Police used the plane, helicopter and car to film road conditions on the route she took in Tyneside, northeast England, after officers pulled her over in December 2003.

"It is a joke they put so much effort into this," McCaffery, 23, told the Sun newspaper on Tuesday. "You would think they had better things to do."

She said she had both hands on the wheel of her Ford Ka and was driving safely.

But police and public prosecutors said she was not in control and they were obliged to gather evidence when she chose to fight the fine in court.


Come Here, Baby

Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Behold the seductive powers of Bill Gates...




SEE ALSO:
Bill Gates' Collection of Sexy Poses




POST-SCRIPT:

Micro. Soft.

Think about it.



McMars

A Wal-Mars would complete this picture:





100 Years of Reason



Happy Birthday, Ayn Rand



You were a nut-job, but you changed the world.