He's No Negro!

Everyone knows that Condoleeza Rice is Bush's "house nigga" and that his Cabinet contains fewer minority members than the staff of your average hotel. What you probably didn't know is that Bush is now trying to pass off his white intelligence chief as a black man.

Despite John Negroponte's minority-sounding name, it would in fact be more appropriate to call him Mr. Blancoponte, since -- as BlameBush proves in typical stunning fashion -- he's a blatant whitey.