Calling All Christians!

Did you know that major telephone companies like Viacom and AT&T are aiding homosexuals in their seditious quest to Defile the Sacred Institution of Marriage? It's shocking... but true.

Thankfully, there are good Christian telemarketers out there who are busy alerting citizens to the spreading (phallus-shaped) tentacles of the Homosexual Octopus.

Christian phone companies are now offering an alternative to the aforementioned faggotty phone companies. Switch now and rest assured that your long-distance calls aren't lining the pockets of homos.

But if you still haven't switched to one of the Lord's telecom providers, then remember this: everytime you hear that ring-tong, you're enabling perversion and sodomy.