Appealing to the Male Demographic

If only more of our young female politicians gave campaign speeches like this.

AAAH!! IT BURNS!

Bunkbusters in Action

If only Osama bin Laden were the pilot of this plane... or the driver of this truck.

Abu Ghraib's Ad Campaign

SEE ALSO:
This.

Pornography

Minus the people.

Pop v. Soda

I call it soda. Notice, however, that most of the South calls it Coke, which shows that all southerners are racist ingrates.

A Stand-up Guy

Pablo Francisco is godly in his comedic talent. Sample some of his stuff here (scroll down) and here.

Antique Vibrators

The old ones ran on kerosene.

And this one looks like a toaster on wheels:

Lights Out

North Korea at night. Note the contrast with its glittering southern neighbor.

For A Bunghole That Smells Minty and Fresh...

...use Sphincterine, the #1 rectal cleanser!

What If.......

With terrorists on the show 24 about to detonate a nuclear warhead on U.S. soil, I think it's worth considering the consequences of an atomic attack on New York City.

Just imagine a mushroom cloud instead of that plume of smoke:



The thought makes me shiver.

UPDATE: The original site is no longer loading so I've linked to a cached version.

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UPDATE II: Here's something interesting I learned today: during the Cold War, the Russians stored a nuclear bomb in their Washington D.C. embassy.

Bush vs. Kerry

Yes, Kerry is now a loser and bashing him is out of fashion. Even so, this pictorial comparison of the two men is still very funny.

Abstisense

Abstaining from sex until marriage can be a challenging task. This website provides some helpful tips on how to maintain your virginity and obey the Lord while having plenty of hot erotic fun at the same time!

I especially enjoyed the section on "Anal Abstinence"; the images are positively titilating...

Hitler Was Gay!

And I have the proof!



Add to that the limp-wristed salute and the leather-clad soldiers, and you're got an open-and-shut case of repressed homosexuality.

I Need a Few of These