Sunday, April 23, 2006
Notice the tiny purse clinging to her for dear life.

Sombrero-tip: Evil White Guy

Synonyms for masturbation

My personal favourite: "Fondling Mr. Winkie."

I'm back. (You're shoulder.)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Today I visited my long-abandoned blog and felt a warm rush of nostalgia. It's been a while since I've wasted time on this cyber-endeavor. Consider it revived.

Gimp suits for kids!

This looks like something a psychotic Grandma would knit:

Here's another weird knitted thing.