Gay Aiken

Thursday, June 22, 2006
Note to closeted celebs: Don't get naked on a webcam for a random gay stranger. And especially don't get naked if you have giant pointy nipples and man-boobs.

Oh, and a note to the hysterical adolescent girls who comprise Clay Aiken's fan-base: He likes cock.

One Nation, Under Allah

A fake if frighteningly realistic news agency for a future Islamic America. It's amusing, but deeply unsettling - and so realistic that it includes weather forecasts and ads for Islamic car companies, tea drinks and cereals.

An Islamic future may never befall America, though these efforts to appease the religious sensibilities of American Muslims don't bode well. But Sharia Law and Jihad Cola may well await Europe: with its aging population, sagging birthrate, and huge radicalized Muslim community, it's no exaggeration to say that the continent may one day become an appendage of the Arab World - Eurabia, if you will.

I hate when that happens