Kerry's Constituency
Sunday, March 07, 2004
Massachusetts liberal John Kerry has received a ringing endorsement from the French town of Saint-Briac sur Mer. Apparently, Kerry's campaign of arrogance and cowardice has won wide appeal among the townspeople.
In other news, Kerry has also gained the warm blessings of mad Marxist Kim Jong-il, who has made no secret of his visceral dislike for President Bush and his preference for a softer, kinder, more gentle Kerry Presidency. The FT reports:
"In the past few weeks, speeches by the Massachusetts senator have been broadcast on Radio Pyongyang and reported in glowing terms by the Korea Central News Agency (KCNA), the official mouthpiece of Mr Kim's communist regime.
Rather than dealing with President George W. Bush and hawkish officials in his administration, Pyongyang seems to hope victory for the Democratic candidate on November 2 would lead to a softening in US policy towards the country's nuclear weapons programme."
Wow, having accrued the votes of Frenchies and North Korean Stalinists, what could be next for Kerry? Perhaps baby-eating cannibals?
