Capitalism's Nifty Excesses (II)

Saturday, July 24, 2004
Another useless and amusing product of over-wrought consumerism.

Pedestrian Turn Signals

Now they have thought of everything!! Cars have turn signals, why not humans?!!

We proudly present the Pedestrian Turn Signals, being safe has never been so much fun!!

Pedestrian Turn Signals have snug, thin wires that fit around your earlobe. Use the attached remote to choose which ear you want to light up, or light up both to show your braking!! And just maybe if your lucky enough you might be able to guide Santa's Sleigh!!

Pedestrian Turn Signals yours for only $5.95

Note the over-use of exclamation marks: a clear sign of desperation.

See also:
The Banana Guard