Britney's Blowback

Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Can you guess who the woman in the picture is? No, it's not a prostitute in the back of a police car or Rosie O'Donnell in a blond wig. In fact, that haggard woman is none other than pop-star Britney Spears.

It's hard to believe that pretty girl Britney could have transformed almost over night into a bloated, dishevelled whore who looks like she's wandered out of a trailer park. I guess her gross deterioration is God's way of punishing this slutty, hack for lacking any vocal talent, defaming marriage, wearing obscene clothes, and stealing a woman's husband.

Yup, she got what she deserved.

See also:
Britney's Butt Crack
Britney's Grope
Britney's Nipple