Fifth Column

Saturday, August 14, 2004
A subversive operative of the vast right-wing conspiracy managed to infiltrate a Kerry campaign rally in Oregon and unfurl this obscene poster in the full view of His Honor the Purple-Heart Winner. Grrr! The blood boils...

This ignorant fascist mongoloid claims that Kerry is going to "run away" from confronting the Islamic resistance movements. Not true. Speaking at the Democratic convention in Boston, a tranquilized Al Gore demonstrated the party's real strategy for fighting terrorism, which borrows from a time-honored tactic of the French military:

Inspiring, non?