Ways to Find My Website
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Search "turd chin" on Google. My site comes up as the second result. The first result is a very freaky, scatologically-themed porn site called Mistress Julie's Dungeon, which features "erotic stories" about women eating feces. This line in particular really got to me: "It blossomed out until I could see the blunt end of her turd."
Mmm... blunt turds... THAT'S HOT.
Speaking of excrement, imagine the tremendous sphincter stamina needed to squeeze out this rock-hard piece of crap.
SEE ALSO:
This, this, this, and this.