I'm So Happy

Monday, July 28, 2008
I'm so glad that Bob Novak has brain cancer. He deserves it, truly.

Did you hear about what he did last week? He ran over a pedestrian on a street and kept driving. He claimed after his "citation" (no jailtime for Bob Novak) that he didn't see the guy. But the witness who phoned in the licence plate number recalls seeing the pedestrian fly up the hood and roll off.